My Experience Over At The Community College I can’t believe I’ve never told this story before. I recently shared an old story on Facebook. And it brought a bunch of memories flooding Continue Reading »
My Aunt Mary Pat She made us all promise that we’d snitch on each other. If we saw anyone on a moped we were to report to her immediately. And she would reward us generously with a finski. Continue Reading »
My doctor is hotter than your doctor. The worst. It’s a Tuesday morning and a kid walks up to me on my way out the door and says, I don’t feel good. Continue Reading »
I took Aunt Batsy to the mall. I will shop exclusively online from this moment forward. Taking Aunt Batsy and three kids to the mall is like entering a burning building. Without a hose. Without oxygen. Yet somehow I survive to Continue Reading »
Teaching kindergarten last period on a Friday. Chill the damn wine. Whoa. The first few weeks of school. It’s been real. To begin, allow me to introduce myself. I am a school counselor. Who teaches Character Continue Reading »
After all these years. I still have no clue about football. My name is Eileen and I am forty-two years old and I still don’t understand football. There I said it. It feels good to get Continue Reading »