Oh Snow You Di’int. The Blizzard That Never Was.

There is nothing more exciting than a huge snowstorm. The anticipation is so fun. And it's all anyone can talk about. Earlier in the week, the weather people started saying we would get a dusting of snow. No bigs. After all it is February in Chicago. But by the time I flipped on the news on Tuesday night, the word blizzard was being used. I had to check the channel I had on. What the hell city were they talking about? Schools were already closing. What the what? A few…

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My Husband Had His Labia Repaired. Bless His Heart.

Beau hurt his shoulder and had to go under the knife. The first thing I had to do was remember the correct pronunciation of his injury. When I would tell people he was having his labia reconstructed, they would gasp in horror. Turns out Beau doesn't have a labia, but he does have a labrum. And it was in need of repairing. I spent weeks preparing myself for the worst. When Beau has the sniffles, it's hard to deal with. Let alone full on surgery. He actually told me about…

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