I Got a Pap and Mammogram Today. Most Action I’ve Seen in a While.

After watching both my parents die of cancer at young ages it's impossible not to live in fear. I sit here waiting for the day to come that I receive my very own diagnosis. Like it's not a matter of if, but when. It's impossible not to live this way. After seeing everything I watched my parents go through. I just feel like I'm doomed. And I just turned 40. I don't feel 40. But knowing my mom only lived to be 54 scares the shit out of me now.…

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If You Want to Babysit Our Kids, You’ll Have to Sign This Contract

When we had four babies at home it was imperative that we have a mature, responsible babysitter. Someone who could formula feed. And change multiple diapers. And put kids in cribs. And microwave hot dogs. But now that these kids are practically grown, the only reason we need a babysitter is so that they don't kill each other. So without further ado.... Dear Future Sitter, If you'd like the honor of babysitting for us there are a couple of ground rules we need to cover. -Our oldest child is in…

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You Want To Put What Where? People Are Not Happy With Target’s Bathroom Policy.

There's been a lot of talk lately about Target's not new policy to let people use the bathroom of the gender they identify with. There's been even more comments. And if it's one thing I love, it's to comment on comments. There are 7.125 billion people in the world. 500,000 of them signed an online petition to boycott Target. Because everyone knows that the best way to really hit a company where it hurts is to sit on your ass and type your name into a computer. To be honest,…

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