What It’s Like To Spend Four Days Drinking in a Carnival Beer Garden

Heaven. It's like heaven. Fasten your seat belts. It is upon us. The parish carnival starts today. It's called Fisher Fest. And it's four fun-filled, action-packed days of rides, cotton candy, games, and booze. It doesn't get any better than this. The Carni rolled into town on Monday and you can smell the excitement in the air. It's party time. We have driven past everyday so far, to make sure all the rides are where they are supposed to be. We have even searched YouTube to watch what the new…

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How Hard Can It Be To Aim a Penis?

I don't actually have a penis. But it seems to me that aiming one doesn't take all that much dexterity. Even a man should be able to manage it. Men have it made. They can pee anywhere. Standing up. On the side of the road. Into a bottle. Anywhere. Yet when it comes to the toilet they can't quite seem to make it to their destination. The males in my house have a really hard time with accuracy. Especially in the morning. I know this because as soon as I…

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