What the Hell Kind of Christmas Carol is This?

I prefer my suicidal helliday songs to be of the Carpenter variety. Because at least then I'm reminded to put down the eggnog and pop an ex-lax to maintain this mannish figure. I was on my way into work the other day when I had the unfortunate experience of hearing Dan Fogelberg's Same Old Lang Syne on the radio. I was torn between trying to figure out what in the hell it had to do with my holidays and wanting to drive into a light pole. Met my old lover in…

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