We Are Not Making Homemade Freaking Slime. Ever.

Oh. My. God. I. Can. Not. Enough with the DIY crap my kids keep begging me to do. What do I look like a freaking pinterest board? Mom can we make slime today? No. No we cannot make slime today. Well when can we? Never. But that might still be too soon. But all my friends are making slime. No they're not. I just talked to all of their moms and their moms hate slime making just as much as I do. You want to know when you and your…

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I Need My Own Bathroom. The Struggle Is Real.

When we first bought our house, I remember thinking it was so big. We had closets that were barren. We had entire bedrooms that were uninhibited. I didn't know what to do with all of that unoccupied territory. Now I look around that exact same space and feel claustrophobic. Sometimes I can't even breathe. There's no room. There's crap everywhere (sometimes literally). There are people everywhere. Many of whom I don't even know. I lie in bed at night dreaming of a bigger house. Having space for everything. And everyone.…

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