My Kids Are Ruining My Entire Fitbit Experience

My kids got Fitbits for Christmas. At first I didn't like the idea because like I told them, Santa doesn't bring eating disorders. But then Santa sat me down and told me not to deprive my children because of the demons in my past. Before the kids got theirs, I was averaging 12,000 steps a day on mine. I don't mean to brag, but that's a full 2,000 steps a day more than the American Heart Association suggests. Last night the kids were trying to get even more steps so…

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My Summer Rules for Kids That Refuse to Raise Themselves- Feel Free to Print and Frame

Now that summer is here I feel the need to reiterate some of the basics. In order for us all to survive, I'd like to take this opportunity to go over some of the ground rules. Eating. I don't care what you eat. As long as I don't have to assist you in any way, shape, or form. I'm not cooking. You're old enough to find food in the cabinets and open the packaging yourself. I put a lot of time and effort into the $400 worth of processed food…

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