And Just Like That. I’ve Turned Into My Mom.

It has been twelve years since we got married. Twelve years since we moved into this house. I honestly can't believe it's been that long. Sometimes when I look in the rear view mirror I think, who the hell are these kids? And why are they so damn loud? Sometimes I feel so young. I'm somewhere in my mid-twenties maybe. I drive around and in my head I'm thinking people look at me and must think I'm the nanny. She's way too young and cool to have all those kids…

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If I Was Rich I’d Never Get a DUI

I'm writing this in light of Tiger Wood's DUI arrest this weekend. I understand that he was not under the influence of alcohol, but I started writing this before that was made public. And there are plenty other rich and famous people that get DUIs and I just don't understand why. Let's just all thank the dear Lord that I am not rich. Because if I was, I would be the hugest drunk. The only reason I'm not drunk 24/7 now is because I have to drive places. And most…

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