Khloe Kardashian Can Jump Rope Without Peeing Her Pants. I Can’t.

I'm all for going from flab to fab. But there is one way I will not achieve a new me in the new year. And that's by jumping rope. I am nearly forty years old. I have given birth four times. The only use I have for a jump rope is to strangle the hubs in his sleep. Nothing else. "Khloé Kardashian Credits This Super Simple Workout for Her Toned Body" I bet she does. She's 32. With her cute little bladder all intact. I bet she can sneeze and…

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How Does Two Weeks Off Completely Ruin Me?

New year, new me. I say it every new year. And I never quite know how I got here. In a matter of two weeks I have completely let myself go. I can no longer wear pants. Being a teacher, you think, "this is awesome". Two glorious weeks vacation around the holidays. I'll get so much accomplished. I'll get my house completely organized. I'll take my kids to all sorts of fun places. I'll have so much more time to workout. But that's never the case. The reality of it…

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