HGTV’s Tiny Houses: Size Does Matter

I caught an episode of HGTV's tiny houses show the other night. In between watching Ryan Lochte getting attacked for real and JonBenet specials. And holy crap. I thought my house was small. If I ever got to the point where I wanted to get rid of Beau, I wouldn't hire a hit man. I would just move us into one of those obnoxious tiny houses. That would do it. And there would be no blood on my hands. Sixty-four square feet. Are you effing kidding me? Measurements aren't my…

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Moms vs. Dads: Morning Addition

We women sure have come a long way since we got the vote. We now have careers of our own and get to work outside the home. But that doesn't mean things are exactly equal. Allow me to demonstrate with exhibit A. How horrifyingly different my mornings tend to be from my husband's. My Morning Alarm goes off. Hit snooze. Twice. Get out of bed. Get coffee. Take shower. Wake up the kids by nuzzling their sweet little necks with tender little kisses. Dry hair. Apply product. Put face on.…

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