Just Say No. To Being Snack Mom.

I did not start writing this blog with the intention of changing the world. I just wanted to make people laugh. But it has turned into so much more. I feel as though through my words, I can really change the way people think. One small mind at a time. I’m thick-skinned. I can handle the backlash. I’m prepared to do whatever it takes. Because this is long overdue. It’s the year 2017 and it’s time. It’s just freaking time. Time to put an end to being Snack Mom. No…

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My Kids are Always Crying. For None Reason.

It never ceases to amaze me what my kids cry about. When they are actually hurting, I actually feel. And I could actually cry with them. If I had any tears left. But 99% of the time my kids cry, it's for none reason. This is something my kids love to say. She just hit me for none reason. He ate my gum for none reason. He peed on the floor for none reason. It's for no reason, you morons. But I don't ever correct them because I'm an awesome…

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