We Are Not Making Homemade Freaking Slime. Ever.

Oh. My. God. I. Can. Not. Enough with the DIY crap my kids keep begging me to do. What do I look like a freaking pinterest board? Mom can we make slime today? No. No we cannot make slime today. Well when can we? Never. But that might still be too soon. But all my friends are making slime. No they're not. I just talked to all of their moms and their moms hate slime making just as much as I do. You want to know when you and your…

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Getting My Daughter to Understand that Bad Moms are Real Moms

My kids love to watch videos on the computer. My oldest daughter is particularly obsessed with videos made by super moms. The ones that paint their lives perfect on their fresh internet canvas. At first I didn't mind her watching them. They were innocent enough. There were no swear words. There was no nudity. There was no yelling. There was no violence. Until I realized, there was no reality to any of it. This started to really bother me. She thinks she's growing up in this dysfunctional house and that…

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My Friend Makes the Most Amazing Widow.

May 3rd is National Widow's Day. Now don't get that confused with International Widow's Day. That's on June 23rd. Widows have all the fun. A widow is supposed to be a little old lady. She's supposed to be sweet and tell stories of losing the love of her life after being married for a million years. A widow is not supposed to be in her thirties. But life can be so cruel. I have the most amazing friend named Mamie. She is absolutely hilarious and we have so much fun…

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