That Time I Sh!t My Pants in an Alabama Gas Station

Last week was the most glorious week of my entire life. It was spent on a beach in Florida with the greatest family and friends I could ever ask for. The weather was amazing. The drinks were cold. Everything was awesome. But like all good things, it came to an end. Way too fast. And it was time to drive all the way back to Chicago. Beau likes to do all the driving. Because he makes really good time. Even though it takes exactly fourteen hours. Every single time. We…

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A Few Reasons Why I’m a Freaking Amazing Mom

Now of course I couldn't possibly fit all of the reasons I'm so amazing into just one post. So this is just part one of a multi-part series. And I'm pretty sure it will be ongoing. Til the day I die. Bribery. If I want my kids to do something I simply bribe them. It can be something as simple as, go fill my wine and I'll count to see how long it takes you. Or something along the lines of, do your sister's homework and I'll give you ten…

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My Kids are Always Crying. For None Reason.

It never ceases to amaze me what my kids cry about. When they are actually hurting, I actually feel. And I could actually cry with them. If I had any tears left. But 99% of the time my kids cry, it's for none reason. This is something my kids love to say. She just hit me for none reason. He ate my gum for none reason. He peed on the floor for none reason. It's for no reason, you morons. But I don't ever correct them because I'm an awesome…

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