My Kids Are Ruining My Entire Fitbit Experience

My kids got Fitbits for Christmas. At first I didn't like the idea because like I told them, Santa doesn't bring eating disorders. But then Santa sat me down and told me not to deprive my children because of the demons in my past. Before the kids got theirs, I was averaging 12,000 steps a day on mine. I don't mean to brag, but that's a full 2,000 steps a day more than the American Heart Association suggests. Last night the kids were trying to get even more steps so…

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All Beau Had To Do Was Buy One Present. One Freaking Present. Bless His Heart.

It's so hard. Just so hard. Being a man. Especially around the holidays. I only have about eighty people to buy presents for. So when Beau steps up to the plate and says he's going to buy one gift in particular, I'm all for it. Until the texts start rolling in. In the middle of the day. While I'm at work. Bless his heart. I'm used to Beau going to the grocery store and calling no less than three times to ask me questions about my list. A list that…

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It’s Time We As Americans Work to Make Facebook Great Again

The election is over. The people have spoken. At least the people who attend the Electoral College. Wherever that is. It's time to accept and move on. This is life. You can't always get what you want. I have learned so much from this election. Most importantly, people are cray to the Z. A lot have people have asked me what I'm going to tell my children. I don't generally discuss politics with my kids. Because they're freaking kids. So I found it odd that so many people were so…

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