I’m Back. New Year. Pretty Much Same Me.
We even dress alike.

I’m Back. New Year. Pretty Much Same Me.

So I took a little time off from writing. I just needed to recharge and regroup. And really concentrate on my other passion. Drinking. Best thing I could have done. Because now I'm back and ready to rock. My holidays were amazing. Santa was extremely generous to my kids. And some day soon I may actually pick up the remaining wrapping paper that's littering my basement and put away the decorations. But for now I'm content with just closing the basement door. On New Year's Eve we took the kids…

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What the Hell Kind of Christmas Carol is This?

I prefer my suicidal helliday songs to be of the Carpenter variety. Because at least then I'm reminded to put down the eggnog and pop an ex-lax to maintain this mannish figure. I was on my way into work the other day when I had the unfortunate experience of hearing Dan Fogelberg's Same Old Lang Syne on the radio. I was torn between trying to figure out what in the hell it had to do with my holidays and wanting to drive into a light pole. Met my old lover in…

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