I Really Wish There Was No Such Thing As Sexy Costumes for Little Girls

I am a thirty-nine-year-old mother of four. I have no desire to dress up as Little Red Riding Whore for Halloween. Only because I've worn that the last few years. It's time to find something fresh. With a side of slutty. There is something awkward about dressing as a naughty nurse and feeding your baby a bottle. Or pulling the wagon through the neighborhood as a sexy cop with a billy club and matching handcuffs. But just because it's not for me, doesn't mean I don't thoroughly enjoy checking out the…

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