Bye Kids! Don’t Let the Door Hit You in the Ass!

For moms and dads, this might be the most glorious time of year. Getting the kids out of the house. For hours on end. Not having to worry about where they are because you know. They're at school. They're not going to be ringing the doorbell as I'm trying to write, yelling, let me back in! There will be no begging for food ten minutes after breakfast is served. There will be no one telling me it's too hot out to swim (one of my personal faves). And whoever the…

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